Can You Handle It
Beverley Mahood, Thomas Wade

Can't talk til my first cup of coffee, can you handle it?
I'll need to talk when you want to watch hockey, can you handle it?
Last game of the Stanley Cup that's when I'm going to call you up
and cry and cry about my bad hair cut.
Can you handle it?

Do these jeans make my butt look fat? Don't even stop to think.
We love to ask a guy a question like that, and then watch him sink.
Better choose your answer well, and you better not lie 'cause a girl can tell
And either way you're going straight to hell
Can you handle it?

When I dish it out can you take it?
Can you stick it out when I make it damn near impossible to love me
You still better love me
Can you handle it?

I'm just one of the guys when I'm out with you, you're okay with that right?
With my 30 hand bags and a 100 pairs of shoes, can you handle it?
I'm independant as a girl can be, but don't forget to get the door for me
As long as your strong when I tell you to be
Can you handle it?

When I dish it out can you take it?
Can you stick it out when I make it damn near impossible to love me
You still better love me
Can you handle it?

When you figure it out it takes me 2 hours to get ready just to cross the street
And it's all your fault when things go wrong
When flannelette starts to turn you on.
You can handle it, yeah I think you can

Can you handle it?
Oh baby can you handle it?
I got my 30 handbags and a hundred pairs of shoes
Can you carry them too?